sailorkunt:

HELP

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vaspim:

turnonthelitebrites:

CAILLOU BASED FREESTYLE

HER PUSSY BALD LIKE CAILLOU SWAG SWAG LIKE CAILLOU I’M GOOD NIGGA HOW YOU? GO WAY BACK LIKE CAILLOU CAP BACK LIKE CAILLOU I DON’T MATCH LIKE CAILLOU MY WEED YOUNG LIKE CAILLOU GO DUMB LIKE CAILLOU I’M PBS LIKE CAILLOU DTF LIKE CAILLOU MY DICK FRESH LIKE CAILLOU SHE GET WET LIKE CAILLOU THE REALEST EVER LIKE CAILLOU I’M DICKIN IT LIKE CAILLOU BAD BITCH GON SUCK DICK NEED 30 MINUTES LIKE CAILLOU I’M UP EARLY LIKE CAILLOU SHE GET DIRTY LIKE CAILLOU

petition to make this America’s new national anthem 1 reblog = 1 signature

ayantiel:

lokidindeed:

i-deduce-youre-a-bitch:

YOU NIQQAS WANNA LEARN ELVISH?! HERE YA GO!

IMPORTANT NOTE Tengwar is written is a number of different ways known as “modes”. For example there is a Quenya mode, a Sindarin mode. The phonetic values of the consonants (tengwa) and the ways vowels are indicated varies from mode to mode. The mode described here is Quenya Mode. Sindarin Mode differs in that the vowels shift the other way; so they are above the consonants they precede. (Quenya is the Elvish spoken by the High Elves, Sindarin is spoken by the Grey Elves aka the Sindar)

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sushiiwolf:

theroachsalad:

saraunderthesea:

mothercheesus:

image

press play and watch the gif. 

just trust me.

IF TUMBLR HAD A HIGHLIGHT REEL THIS WOULD BE IN IT

It’s on my dash again
i missed it 

omg yes.

danhowells:

“The word school has two o’s. 

The word Holocaust also has two o’s.

Wake up America.”

that is literally the dumbest fucking text post i have ever seen you all are idiots

Calm the hell down 

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bunnywith:

ganderbulbs:

bouderie:

nintendonut1:

breathingocean:

image

reblog because wow what a great quality audio file this is

wow this file really is high quality

im kind of shocked 

i thought the comments were being sarcastic im not sure if im disappointed or not

my shiny teeth and me!

I’m fangirling over Chip Skylark…

the-internet-homo:

fourfucks:

all fandoms have that one fucking overused quote that is on 99.9% of the edits

normalness leads to shitty edits

And in the moment I swear we were infinite…

iam-wonderrwoman:

robertoluongo:

in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke

lmfao

^^ What is that contributing?

This looses it’s impact if the girl in the picture is beautiful

This looses it’s impact if the girl in the picture is beautiful